Epic war...man vs bees

What up its ur man Irfan back with a new, crazy experience. This time the facts stated here are true.
    Last night, I came back home, walked into my room and stood all frozen for a while. Bees were every where. Around tube light, split Ac, bed, I mean everywhere. Without thinking much, I ran out if there waited for a while.
     The angry bees may or may nor leave my Room. It could take like forever. I gather my power, listen some pumping music and decided to go on a war!.
       With the help of a metal basket and some old newspaper, I lit a fire and wore a mask. As I storm inside by slamming the door, saw all of them, trying to settling down.
        I, with the help of the smoke and heat of fire, tried to scare then away. But only, they didn't. I could hear the bees flying around me, making a strange noice something like, zzzzzzzzzbezzzzzbe.
        I, like a brave warrior ran back and called a guy; who knew how to deal with. Most of the true story don't end well. He came, help me and I this bring us here;today.
        Keep reading for new, weird, epic stories based on my life. Until then, eat like a buffalo and Shit like a bee. ;x....later

Strange night

Guys, we all sometime, spend a sleepless night. I had mine, last night. So I stood at my window and found some strange things.
1) why is that dogs barks in a melodious way!
2) breeze ride when u least expect.
3) you never find anyone, standing at her/his window and thinking exactly opposite that, wht you are thinking.
4) (this is my fav) why is that, when you open your refrigerator you find nothing worth to eat.
At the end, you fall asleep and cannot remember how!