Tuesday, May 1, 2012

The Last Quest!

Another blog from your man Irfan. Again this is a true incident.
      It happened and I didn't heard it. Time was 10:39 pm, I was alone and tired. But something about to make me alert.
       I walked in hall and heard it, this time it was clear and horrifying. With a sudden rush, I came close to the next room. It was like, a group of witchs screaming in a very sharp pitch.
       I took out my phone and turn on the flash. Like an LAPD cop, holding a flash light in left and pretending holding a gun in right. I marched into the next room.
       The open window clashing with each other, cold wind lingered me as I entered. Wet!. The floor was wet. I ran into the wash-room and found the main knob was broken.
       The master knob which control the whole water supply was at the terrace. If I need to stop the running water, I must turn off the master knob, first.
        With my jeans all wet and holding my phone flash, I begin to claim the stairs. (the light was out if fuse) I didn't have any idea, what I was doing.
         I entered the terrace. Moon shined upon me with a cold breeze. I search that master knob, but only problem was, a bat Hung on it; up side down.
         I clapped, shouted but it didn't move. Having no other way, I touch its wings and it went away. It was creepy and at the same time cool. I turn the master knob off, and sat there. Enjoyed the windy atmosphere.
         so guys, life is what life is. You have to do whats needed to be done. Remember, everyone has their Shit to deal with. Later

Monday, April 30, 2012

Epic war...man vs bees

What up its ur man Irfan back with a new, crazy experience. This time the facts stated here are true.
    Last night, I came back home, walked into my room and stood all frozen for a while. Bees were every where. Around tube light, split Ac, bed, I mean everywhere. Without thinking much, I ran out if there waited for a while.
     The angry bees may or may nor leave my Room. It could take like forever. I gather my power, listen some pumping music and decided to go on a war!.
       With the help of a metal basket and some old newspaper, I lit a fire and wore a mask. As I storm inside by slamming the door, saw all of them, trying to settling down.
        I, with the help of the smoke and heat of fire, tried to scare then away. But only, they didn't. I could hear the bees flying around me, making a strange noice something like, zzzzzzzzzbezzzzzbe.
        I, like a brave warrior ran back and called a guy; who knew how to deal with. Most of the true story don't end well. He came, help me and I this bring us here;today.
        Keep reading for new, weird, epic stories based on my life. Until then, eat like a buffalo and Shit like a bee. ;x....later

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Strange night

Guys, we all sometime, spend a sleepless night. I had mine, last night. So I stood at my window and found some strange things.
1) why is that dogs barks in a melodious way!
2) breeze ride when u least expect.
3) you never find anyone, standing at her/his window and thinking exactly opposite that, wht you are thinking.
4) (this is my fav) why is that, when you open your refrigerator you find nothing worth to eat.
At the end, you fall asleep and cannot remember how!

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Robots Generation

Pals, there are three things I always look for; advance computers, latest android which is 4.2 I guess and human size robots. Although the first two things are easy found, but the Human size Robots are in their process to be one. What if, our IT company launches a human friendly robot and suddenly, out lives changes like TERMINATOR OR I,ROBOT. 
        come on who doesn't thing about it. I mean the thrill come from the idea of a highly advance robot chasing you in the city, where your type {Humans} are in minority and Robots are every where. Our every move decide our life. But for now, Human rules over robots.



 

Friday, September 23, 2011

Your imagination and people

Pals, currently I am far away from home and afraid to die by boredom. So to alive my soul back and to bring back what we call; life. I made a game, its fun and to some extend fun.
       But you need two things, first of all your imagination and next thing some working people around you. Then you need to read the people's expression and imagine what the next person thinks. I know it may look a kind of weird and strange game, but try it you might get stunned by your power of imagination. Leave your comment in the box. Hope to get some, have fun.

Wednesday, September 21, 2011

My way to Bruce lee's physique

Pals, as many of you know that I am a big fan of body building and over all fitness. Ever since I was able to hold weights, I made my mind to achieve great physique. So I being wondering who had reached that level of overall fitness.       Bangggg, I name pop out from my mind; Bruce lee.
       watching his movies I got so impress by his lean, muscular, nearly as a cold hard rock body. That I decided to build nearly as same as his; 0 fat body. Here I am not challenge to go beyond Bruce lee, but to try get like his. I will post when I start my journey, so keep reading this blog.